Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!

Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!

Kathryn Merteuil: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Kathryn Merteuil: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Kathryn Merteuil: I think it's the saddest thing I ever heard (sips champagne) tastes good.

Kathryn Merteuil: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?

Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

Kathryn Merteuil: People don't change over night, you and I are two of a kind.

Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn Merteuil: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

Sebastian Valmont: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Sebastian Valmont: I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

Sebastian Valmont: I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

Sebastian Valmont: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Sebastian Valmont: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.