The Crow quotes
71 total quotesSkank
T-Bird
Tin Tin
Top Dollar
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Quick impression for you. Caw! Caw! Bang! ****, I'm dead!
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Sarah: When someone's dead, they can't come back, can they?
Albrecht: That's what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?
Sarah: You'll just think I'm nuts.
Albrecht: Yeah, well, then maybe they'll have to lock us both up.
Sarah: You see him too?
Albrecht: I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.
Sarah: [Sadly] Eric didn't come back for me. He can't be my friend any more because, well, I'm alive.
Albrecht: You want a friend to walk you home?
[Sarah nods.]
Albrecht: That's what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?
Sarah: You'll just think I'm nuts.
Albrecht: Yeah, well, then maybe they'll have to lock us both up.
Sarah: You see him too?
Albrecht: I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.
Sarah: [Sadly] Eric didn't come back for me. He can't be my friend any more because, well, I'm alive.
Albrecht: You want a friend to walk you home?
[Sarah nods.]
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[Eric is shot and he laughs. Then he realizes that his powers are gone.] Aw, ****.
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It seems our friend T-Bird won't be joining us this evening… on account of a slight case of death...
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[holding a cigarette] You shouldn't smoke these. They'll kill ya.
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Shelly, yeah, yeah. I shagged her pink ass and she loved it!
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[Two cops are on watch, drinking coffee]
Cop 1: You got that cream stuff? [Cop 2 hands it over.] I hate this. They can't even call it cream legally.
[T-Bird and Eric drive by at 90 MPH]
Cop 2: What in the crap-- [speeds off after T-bird's car]
[Cop 1 screams as the acceleration of the car makes him spill hot coffee all over himself.]
Cop 1: You got that cream stuff? [Cop 2 hands it over.] I hate this. They can't even call it cream legally.
[T-Bird and Eric drive by at 90 MPH]
Cop 2: What in the crap-- [speeds off after T-bird's car]
[Cop 1 screams as the acceleration of the car makes him spill hot coffee all over himself.]
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You still have your hat on.
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Tin Tin: Pussies drink last, man
Skank: [Puts gun to Tin Tin's head] **** you Tin Tin
Tin Tin: [Puts a knife to Skank's throat] Hey… shit aint even loaded, man.
Fun Boy: [Puts his gun to Tin Tin's head] This one is.
T-Bird: [Points his gun at all three of them] Which of you motor city mother ****ers wants to bet me this one isn't?
Skank: [Puts gun to Tin Tin's head] **** you Tin Tin
Tin Tin: [Puts a knife to Skank's throat] Hey… shit aint even loaded, man.
Fun Boy: [Puts his gun to Tin Tin's head] This one is.
T-Bird: [Points his gun at all three of them] Which of you motor city mother ****ers wants to bet me this one isn't?
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He winked at you? Tsk, musicians.
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Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?
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I'm coming home, Shelly
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[Referring to Skank's unintelligible rant] Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.
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You know that Lake Eerie actually caught fire on once, from all the crap floating around in it? I wish I coulda seen that.
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[Referring to a dead woman in his bed] I think we broke her.