Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes

View Quote We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand scale, most of these choices are on lesser points. But we define ourselves by the choices we have made. We are, in fact, the sum total of our choices. Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly, Human happiness does not seem to be included in the design of creation. it is only we, with our capacity to love that give meaning to the indifferent universe. And yet, most human beings seem to have the ability to keep trying and even try to find joy from simple things, like their family, their work, and from the hope that future generations might understand more.

View Quote In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn't go on living.

View Quote God is a luxury I can't afford.

View Quote One sin leads to a deeper sin.

View Quote What were God's eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I assumed. And I wonder if it was just a coincidence that I made my specialty ophthalmology.

View Quote Right, I won't!

View Quote When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.

View Quote Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.

View Quote What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.

View Quote The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

View Quote A strange man defecated on my sister.

View Quote Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?

View Quote I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.

View Quote I've gone out the window.

View Quote If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.