Bonnie: The almanac says today will bring an arrival or something.
Nancy Downs: Yeah, wonderful. I'm getting a rag.
Bonnie: A new wholeness and with it a new balance, earth, air, fire, water... maybe it's our fourth.
Nancy Downs: We don't need a fourth.

Chris Hooker: [handing Sarah a flower] I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.
Sarah Bailey: [droping the flower] Yeah well, you know what they say. Who are you hang with.
Chris Hooker: Yeah right... wait, did you call me an asshole?
Sarah Bailey: [chuckles] Sorry, my defenses are up. People here have been really rude to me.

Chris Hooker: Sarah, come on, I mean... you look like you need to talk to somebody anyway.
Sarah Bailey: How do you know what I look like? We're talking on the phone.

Chris Hooker: Why didn't you answer the phone?
Sarah Bailey: It's three in the morning, Chris.
Chris Hooker: Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason... hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together.
Sarah Bailey: I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment.
Chris Hooker: Oh. Sarah, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I love you. I've never loved anyone before... well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little...

Chris Hooker: You're just jealous!
Nancy Downs: Jealous? Jealous! You don't even exist to me! You don't exist! You are nothing! You are shit! You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! Well, you're the whore! And this is gonna stop! Do you understand? Hmm?
Chris Hooker: [frightened] I'm sorry.
Nancy Downs: Oh, he's sorry! He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry! [shouts] Sorry, me ass! [kills him]

Driver: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy Downs: We are the weirdos, mister.

Laura Lizzie: Ow! You're pulling my hair out!
Sarah Bailey: Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know.
Laura Lizzie: Stupid bitch.

Lirio: You know how to use the candles?
Sarah Bailey: Yeah, you light the wick.

Mr. Bailey: Can I help you?
Chris Hooker: No one can help me.

Nancy Downs: [noticing Sarah's cuts] What's up with this?
Sarah Bailey: [embarrassed] I slit my wrists.
Bonnie: What you'd do with it?
Sarah Bailey: A-a kitchen knife.
Bonnie: [surprised] You even did it the right way.
Sarah Bailey: [not sure of what to say] Yeah...
Nancy Downs: [reassuring her] Punk rock! Let's go.
Rochelle: The right way? How do you know the right way?
Bonnie: [defensive] Shut up, Rochelle.
Rochelle: Well how you do know?

Nancy Downs: He comes on anything with tits, Sarah.
Bonnie: Except me.
Sarah Bailey: I'm not watching him.
Nancy Downs: He spreads disease. [uncomforably] I speak from personal experience. [after yelling at Chris] He's a jerk.

Nancy Downs: I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself... all the power of Manon.
Sarah Bailey: That's all?

Nancy Downs: So, hot stuff, how did it go?
Sarah Bailey: How did what go?
Nancy Downs: Your date with Chris.
Rochelle: Chris already told everybody.
Sarah Bailey: [confused] Told everybody what?
Bonnie: That you guys did it.
Sarah Bailey: But we didn't... do it.
Nancy Downs: Well then he was just trying to save-face then, because he's going around the whole school saying that you were the lousiest lay he's ever had, and coming from him, that's pretty bad.
Sarah Bailey: [looking over to the other girls in the classroom who were giggling] No, he didn't [hoping it wasn't true]
Nancy Downs: He did.
Rochelle: He said the same stuff about Nancy.
Nancy Downs: Told you he was a jerk.

Nancy Downs: What's wrong with your scars, Sarah. [cuts her]
Sarah Bailey: No, it's real.
Nancy Downs: Then why are you still bleeding? Run, run like the little coward that you are! She's so pathetic!
Sarah Bailey: Relax... it's only magic. Now who's pathetic?

Rochelle: All these songs are by Connie Francis.
Grace Downs: Yeah, isn't that great? Since I was a little girl, I've always wanted in life a jukebox that played nothing but Connie Francis records.
Bonnie: That's great.
Rochelle: Who's Connie Francis?
Grace Downs: Who's Connie Francis? Honey, listen and learn! Connie Francis!