Corpse Bride

Corpse Bride quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 744)

Bonejangles
Elder Gutknecht
Emily
Finis Everglot
Maggot
Maudeline Everglot
Pastor Galswells
Town Crier
Victor Van Dort


A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul!


Corpse Bride: [recognises Barkis] YOU!
Lord Barkis: Emily?! But... I left you!
Corpse Bride: For dead!

Town Crier: VICTOR VAN DORT ELOPES WITH CORPSE! HEARTBROKEN BRIDE TO WED WEALTHY NEWCOMER!
Nell Van Dort: Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be!
William Van Dort: Did he say "corpse"?
Nell Van Dort: Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor?

Dearly beloved, and departed...

Elder Gutknecht: [to angry corpses] Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.
Maggot: [after Barkis drinks poison and dies] Not anymore!
Elder Gutknecht: Yup, you're right. He's all yours.

Pastor Galswells: [yelling] Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from which you came! You shall not enter here! Back! Back!
Skeleton: Keep it down, we're in a church.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! VICTOR VAN DORT SEEN LAST NIGHT ON THE BRIDGE IN THE ARMS OF A MYSTERY WOMAN! THE DARK-HAIRED TEMPTRESS AND MASTER VAN DORT SLIPPED AWAY INTO THE NIGHT! And now the weather: scattered showers...

He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband!

Victoria: Oh, Hildegarde... what if Victor and I don't... like each other?
Maudeline: Humph! As if that has anything to do with marrige. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Victoria: Surely you must, a little?
Maudeline and Finis: Of course not!

Fetch me musket!

ENOUGH! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared! [to Victor] Young man. Learn. Your. Vows.

[to the reanimated corpse of his old dog, Scraps] Play dead...oh, sorry.

Hit it, boys.

[Angry] Hopscotch.

I love a woman with meat on her bones!