Con Air

Con Air quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 136)

Cameron Poe
Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom
D.E.A. Agent Duncan Malloy
Garland Green
Johnny Baca (a.k.a. Johnny Twenty-Three)
Multiple Characters
U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin


"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."


"Put the bunny back in the box."

"They somehow managed to get every freak and creep in the universe on this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then they somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle."

"Love your work!" (to Garland Green)

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

"Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This--(referring to his 1967 Corvette)--this is ****ing spectacular!

Little girl: Are you sick?
Garland Green: Why do you ask?
Little girl: You look sick.
Garland: I am sick.
Little girl: Do you take medicine?
Garland: There is no medicine for what I have.

Cyrus the Virus: Thanks Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
Cameron Poe: "Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
Cyrus: You know what my daddy taught me?
Poe: What's that?
Cyrus: Nothin'.
Poe: Self educated man.

"Well, of course you're having trouble reaching him! He's off saving the rain forest or recycling his sandals or some shit!"

(Cyrus has made a map in the dirt using various bits of junk to represent buildings at Lerner Field.)
Cyrus: Considering my audience, I'm gonna make this very quick and very simple. (points with a stick) This is the boneyard. This is the hangar. This is our plane.
Viking: What's that? (points at a rock.)
Cyrus: That's a rock.
Viking: O-okay.
Cyrus: The convoy will enter the boneyard here. Initially, we take out the first car, then we take out the last, creating a trap... an airtight cage filled with lots and lots of dead people. Nathan, get everybody in position, yeah? And bring me those propane tanks!

"Now, what would my daughter think of me if I left you to be dishonored and die?"

[on William "Billy Bedlam" Bedford] "He caught his wife in bed with another man, left them alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."

"Just so's you know, Marshal Larkin, there's now three men I trust."

"When this is over, so are you, you little prick!"

(Cyrus Grissom is holding the pilot at gunpoint.)
Cyrus the Virus: Say there was a disturbance but you've got it under control. Say it, or I will kill you.
Pilot: Without me you got nobody to fly the plane.
Cyrus: I never think that far ahead.