Con Air quotes
58 total quotesGarland Green
Johnny Baca (a.k.a. Johnny Twenty-Three)
Multiple Characters
U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin
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There's no medicine for what I have.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."
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" You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit n***o crack-head."
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(singing) "Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... Ai-ai-airplane..."
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"Love your work!" (to Garland Green)
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"It's not difficult to surmise Nathan's feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are, uh, well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore, but what I'm wondering is why you have any say in it at all?"
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"Someone alerted the authorities at Carson City. Someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous. Someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. Now, could this all be coincidence? Perhaps. Then someone went and tied a rope to our plane. So I ask you: what is going on? And I answer: we have a traitor in our midst. Now, how do we flush a traitor? I'm not sure but if we count to three I will find out who is on my team and who is not. That would be one...two..."
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"Make a move and the bunny gets it."
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"Before I kill you, Poe, I just want you to know that the last thing that little Casey Poe ever gets to smell will be my stinking breath."
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[after being asked "Are you crazy?"] "According to my last psych evaluation...yes."
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"Where's Sandino? (Sandino's plane roars out of the hangar) That's my ****ing plane!"
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(after Sandino's plane crashes) "Looks like you missed your connection".
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"Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This--(referring to his 1967 Corvette)--this is ****ing spectacular!
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"This is a situation that needs to get un-****ed, right now!"
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"Well, of course you're having trouble reaching him! He's off saving the rain forest or recycling his sandals or some shit!"