Clueless quotes

63 total quotes

Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Mr. Wendell Hall

View Quote [To Cher] You think I'm a mentally ****ed airhead?

View Quote Mel Horowitz: I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher Horowitz: I have direction.
Josh Lucas: Yeah. Towards the mall.

View Quote Mel Horowitz: What did you do at school today?
Cher Horowitz: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

View Quote Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

View Quote You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

View Quote [About Christian] He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?

View Quote I was just totally clueless!

View Quote Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

View Quote Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

View Quote Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

View Quote Tai Fraiser: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher Horowitz: God, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne Davenport: Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged".

View Quote [To Josh] Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?

View Quote Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

View Quote Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

View Quote Wow, you guys talk like grownups!