Clueless quotes
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Tai Fraiser
Travis
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Travis Birkenstock: It's one of my steps. See, I joined this club and there are these steps. [starts counting]
Cher Horowitz: 12?
Travis Birkenstock: Yeah, twelve. How did you know?
Cher Horowitz: Wild guess.
Cher Horowitz: 12?
Travis Birkenstock: Yeah, twelve. How did you know?
Cher Horowitz: Wild guess.
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Mel Horowitz: You drink?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Mel Horowitz: I'm not offering. I'm asking if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey, man! The protective vibe. I dig.
Mel Horowitz: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Christian: No, thanks, I'm cool.
Mel Horowitz: I'm not offering. I'm asking if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?
Christian: Hey, man! The protective vibe. I dig.
Mel Horowitz: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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Josh Lucas: If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher Horowitz: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
Cher Horowitz: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
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Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.
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Cher Horowitz: Hey! You know about this stuff. I wanna do something good for humanity.
Josh Lucas: How about sterilization?
Josh Lucas: How about sterilization?
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(Elton has just tried to kiss Cher, forcing her to leave the car)
Elton: Cher! Where you going? You're only hurting yourself here, baby. Come on, you gonna walk home? Get back in the car, please! Get back in the car!
Cher Horowitz: Leave me alone!
Elton: Fine! (drives off)
Cher Horowitz: Hey, where are you going?! Ohhhh, shit.
Elton: Cher! Where you going? You're only hurting yourself here, baby. Come on, you gonna walk home? Get back in the car, please! Get back in the car!
Cher Horowitz: Leave me alone!
Elton: Fine! (drives off)
Cher Horowitz: Hey, where are you going?! Ohhhh, shit.
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Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel
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Now could all conversations please come to a halt? And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?
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Mel Horowitz: Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter.
Josh Lucas: I don't think so.
Mel Horowitz: Cher, doesn't he look bigger?
Cher Horowitz: His head does.
Josh Lucas: I don't think so.
Mel Horowitz: Cher, doesn't he look bigger?
Cher Horowitz: His head does.
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Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
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[Cher and Josh kiss] Well...you can guess what happens next. [Cut to a shot of a wedding.] As if! I'm only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!
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Josh Lucas: Hey, James Bond, this is America. We drive on the right side of the road.
Cher Horowitz: I am! You try driving in platforms!
Cher Horowitz: I am! You try driving in platforms!
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[While taking her driver's test] Oops! Should I write them a note?
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Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.