Clueless quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 743)

Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Mr. Wendell Hall
Multiple Characters
Tai Fraiser

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

Ya, he's way famous...

[While taking her driver's test] Oops! Should I write them a note?

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

I was just totally clueless!

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

[Cher and Josh kiss] can guess what happens next. [Cut to a shot of a wedding.] As if! I'm only sixteen, and this is California, not Kentucky!

Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Wow, you guys talk like grownups!

[To Cher] You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?

Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel

Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.