Clueless

Clueless quotes

63 total quotes (ID: 743)

Cher Horowitz
Dionne Davenport
Mr. Wendell Hall
Multiple Characters
Tai Fraiser
Travis


Murray Duvall: Woman, why don't you be answering any of my pages?
Dionne Davenport: I hate when you call me woman!
Murray Duvall: Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' around behind my back?
Dionne Davenport: Jeepin'?
Cher Horowitz: Jeepin'.
Murray Duvall: Jeepin', jeepin'.
Dionne Davenport: No, but speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain to me how this cheap K-mart hair extension got into the back seat of your car.
Murray Duvall: I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your stringy something or others you got up here...
Dionne Davenport: Excuse me. I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know, like Shawanna.


Murray Duvall: You almost had sex with who?
Cher Horowitz: Christian.
[Murray cracks up]
Dionne Davenport: What?
Murray Duvall: Yo, look! Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Dionne Davenport and Cher Horowitz: A what?
Murray Duvall: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy.... Ya know what I'm saying? He's gay.

Tai Fraiser: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher Horowitz: God, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne Davenport: Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged".

Travis Birkenstock: It's one of my steps. See, I joined this club and there are these steps. [starts counting]
Cher Horowitz: 12?
Travis Birkenstock: Yeah, twelve. How did you know?
Cher Horowitz: Wild guess.

(after a shoe knocks out Tai)
Cher Horowitz: If it's a concussion you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her a question.
Elton: (to Tai) What's seven times seven?
Cher Horowitz: Stuff she knows!

(Elton has just tried to kiss Cher, forcing her to leave the car)
Elton: Cher! Where you going? You're only hurting yourself here, baby. Come on, you gonna walk home? Get back in the car, please! Get back in the car!
Cher Horowitz: Leave me alone!
Elton: Fine! (drives off)
Cher Horowitz: Hey, where are you going?! Ohhhh, shit.

[While taking her driver's test] Oops! Should I write them a note?

Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel

Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Here's where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

I was just totally clueless!