Mrs. Pea****: Yvette, is there a little girls' room in the hall?
Yvette: Oui, oui, madame.
Mrs. Pea****: No, I just I want to powder my nose, thank you.
Mr. Green: So how did you know Colonel Mustard works in Washington? Is he one of your clients?
Col. Mustard: Certainly not!
Mr. Green: I was asking Miss Scarlet!
Col. Mustard: Well, you tell them it's not true!
Miss Scarlet: It's not true.
Prof. Plum: Is that true?
Miss Scarlet: No that's not true.
Mr. Green: A-ha! So it is true!
Wadsworth: A double negative!
Col. Mustard: Double negative? You mean you have [audibly whispers] photographs?!
Wadsworth: That sounds like a confession to me. In fact, the double negative has led to proof-positive; I'm afraid you gave yourself away.
Col. Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Col. Mustard: That's right!
Wadsworth: You see? Just like the Mounties, we always get our man!
Mr. Green:: Mrs. Pea**** was a man?!
Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS
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