Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Col. Mustard: Right!
Col. Mustard: Mr. Boddy threatened to send those pictures to my dear old mother; the shock would have killed her!
Mrs. White: Oh. Well, that would be quite an achievement, since you told us that she's dead already.
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.
Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS
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