Could I interest any of you in fruit or dessert?

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

I work for U.N.O., the United Nations Organization. I work for a special branch, the World Health Organization. [U NO WHO]

I'M NOT SHOUTING! [Everyone stares at him] ALRIGHT, I AM! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUT... [the candlestick falls on his head, knocking him out]

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you!

Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS

Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, it's just that I did what I'm being blackmailed for.

Take your hands off me! I'm a senator's wife!

That's what we're trying to find out! We're trying to find out WHO killed him, and WHERE and WITH WHAT!

Well I DIDN'T DO IT!

Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and oh my this soup is delicious, isn't it?

Whoever it is better go away or they'll be killed!