Jason Hawkins quotes

[To Rob, immediately prior to the monster's arrival] You just need to say, 'Forget the world,' and hold on to the people you love most.

Beth McIntire is from a whole 'nother planet, bro. I mean, she's beautiful, she's charming. As for you, I mean, I love you and all but let's face it; you're kind of a douche-bag.

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