Clerks quotes

52 total quotes

Dante Hicks
Jay
Other
Randal Graves
Silent Bob

View Quote I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

View Quote I'm not even supposed to be here today!

View Quote What the **** you looking at? I'll kick your ****ing ass! [to Silent Bob] Didn't that mother****er owe me like ten bucks? Tonight, we'll rip that ****er's head, take out his ****ing soul. Remind me next time he buys something to shit in the mother****er's bag.

View Quote You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

View Quote Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.

View Quote I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.

View Quote Oh, and Caitlin. Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.