Clerks

Clerks quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 693)

Dante Hicks
Jay
Other
Randal Graves
Silent Bob


[to Veronica] Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! [a guy standing near the door begins to walk off] Hey! Hey, you! Get back here!


Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

I need some tits and ass! Yo, I'm feeling good tonight Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, you know what we gonna do, we gonna go to that party, get some pussy. I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** anything that moves!

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

Bunch of savages in this town.

[Dante is painting Veronica's fingernails beneath the counter]
Veronica: You think anybody can see us down here?
Dante: Why? Do you wanna have sex or something?
Veronica: (sarcastically enthusiastic) Can we?

This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.

And I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?

Great, every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?