Clerks quotes
52 total quotesDante Hicks
Jay
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Randal Graves
Silent Bob
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Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying customer.
Customer: ****in' dickhead.
Randal: Annoying customer.
Customer: ****in' dickhead.
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[Olaf sings a different part of "Berserker" to Snowball.]
Olaf: My love for you is ticking clock, berserker. Would you like to suck my ****, berserker.
Willam Black: That's beautiful, man.
Olaf: My love for you is ticking clock, berserker. Would you like to suck my ****, berserker.
Willam Black: That's beautiful, man.
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Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
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This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.
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I need some tits and ass! Yo, I'm feeling good tonight Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, you know what we gonna do, we gonna go to that party, get some pussy. I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** anything that moves!
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And I'm caught in the middle, torn between my loyalty to my boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.
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You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
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Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
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Bunch of savages in this town.
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[Dante is painting Veronica's fingernails beneath the counter]
Veronica: You think anybody can see us down here?
Dante: Why? Do you wanna have sex or something?
Veronica: (sarcastically enthusiastic) Can we?
Veronica: You think anybody can see us down here?
Dante: Why? Do you wanna have sex or something?
Veronica: (sarcastically enthusiastic) Can we?
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Great, every time I kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys!
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I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
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What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
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Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.