Randal: So, do I, uh, get to meet Kelly before the show or what?
Sexy Stud: Nah.
Sexy Stud: Kelly likes privacy before show time. But after the show, if you want, for an extra $500, you can **** Kelly.
Randal: Really? Sweet.
Sexy Stud: Yeah. So, where we doing this thing?
Randal: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious. Just kind of weird, isn't it?
Randal: Kind of weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, ****-o! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal: Intriguing.
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