Becky: Are you out of your ****ing mind?
Randal: What? What's the big deal? Since when is it a crime to say "Porch Monkey"?
Becky: Oh, I don't know. Since forever!
Randal: Why?
Dante: Because "Porch Monkey" is a racial slur against black people!
Randal: No, it's not! "****" is!
Dante: Randal!
Elias: Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a ****?
Becky: Shut up, Elias!
Randal: I didn't just call Dante a ****. I just said that "****" is a racial slur.
Dante: So is "Porch Monkey"!
Randal: Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, mooley, jigaboo, nig-nog--those are racial slurs! "Porch money" isn't!
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