Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy; they're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks: Oh. My. God.
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Are you serious?
Randal Graves: I don't **** around when it comes to ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal Graves: It's never my idea. These young chicks today get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass-to-mouth, Randal!
Randal Graves: You sound like my mom. [To Becky, who has just walked in] Becks, do you ever go ass-to-mouth?
Becky: You never go ass-to-mouth.
Randal Graves: You've never gone ass-to-mouth?
Dante Hicks: You never go ass-to-mouth.
Becky: I've never gone ass-to-mouth.
Randal Graves: Not even once?
Becky: Not even ever.
Randal Graves: You're both so repressed. [To Becky] Look, I know you've given a blow job, right?
Becky: [Sigh] I haven't even put my purse down yet.
Randal Graves: That's a "yes". [To Dante] And I know you've gone down on chicks.
Becky: What's your point?
Randal Graves: Well, when you're done chowing down on the no-no parts of your lover, you kiss them, right? That's just like going ass-to-mouth.
Becky: Okay, I'm pretty sure you just compared a vagina to an asshole.
Randal Graves: [Scoffs] And?
Becky: Have you restocked all the napkin holders?
Randal Graves: That's an Elias job.
Becky: That comparison of pink and browneyes just made it a Randal job.
Elias: Zing!
Randal Graves: Shut the **** up, Go-Bot!
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