Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.
Gawking Guy: That's not very hygenic. That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Sexy Stud: Hey ****o! We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Lance Dowds: Go-bots are like the K-Mart Transformers.
Lance Dowds: Randal Graves, you work here too? Jesus, anyone else from our graduating class back there?
Husband: Baby, you can't taste racism!
Sexy Stud: Ooh, cake!
Elias: [After recieving an order for onion rings] One ring to rule them all.
Lord Of The Rings Fan: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, 'cause he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? (in a robotic monotone): "Danger, danger, my name is Anakin, my shitty act is ruining saga."
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