Elias quotes

I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll!

What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?

At Bible Camp we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!

Are you looking for a good transformers site? Because at cars2bots.com you can get an avatar of your picture morphed to look like a robot.

Well at least you spelled "****" right this time.

Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a ****?

[Drunk whilst watching the donkey show] I have a huge boner right now.

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