Li'l Zé (Zé Pequeno) quotes

Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?

Dadinho my dick, my name now is Li'l Z?, ****!

Shaggy (Cabeleira): Hey, Berenice. Listen, I've got something real important to say. Tell me, you ever heard of love at first sight?
Berenice: Sure, but bums don't fall in love, they just get horny.
Shaggy: C'mon, you cut everything I say to pieces.
Berenice: Bums don't talk, they just smooth talk.
Shaggy: Jesus, I'm gonna stop wasting my saliva on you, you sure ain't easy.
Berenice: Bums never stop, they just take a break.
Shaggy: Jeez, Berenice, talking about love with you is pretty complicated, isn't it?
Berenice: Love, you gotta be kidding. You're just leading me on.
Shaggy: But it's just that this jerk here loves you.

[A newspaper has mistakenly printed a picture taken by Rocket of Li'l Z? and his gang on it's front page]
Rocket: ****... I'm dead!
[Cut to slum]
Li'l Z?: What's the name of that friend of yours who took these pictures?
Thiago: Rocket.
Li'l Z? : Rocket! This guy is good!

Carrot (Sandro Cenoura): Have you lost your mind? You are just a child!
Steak with Fries (Fil?-com-Fritas): Listen man, I smoke, I snort... I've been begging on the street since I was just a baby. I've cleaned windshields at stop lights. I've polished shoes, I've robbed, I've killed... I ain't no kid, no way. I'm a real man.

Boy 1: The big deal is dope, you got it?
Boy 2: If you wanna be a dealer, you gotta start as a delivery boy, see?
Boy 1: This delivery boy business is real bullshit. The time it takes being a delivery boy, then security and then manager, is way too long.
Boy 2: What you gonna do? You've gotta wait for them to die...
Boy 1: No way! I'll do it just like Li'l Z? did: you gotta whack everyone and that's it!

Li'l Z?: Can you read?
Gang Member: I can read only the pictures

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