Sam's Dad: Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

Carter: Have no fear! Zorro is here... *a little pause* AND HE'S GOT THE KEYS TO HIS DAD'S MERCEDES!

Fiona: Is this the Norwegian Salmon that I asked for?
Sam: Mhm... Only the Best.
Fiona: Mmm. I can tell. You know it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia.

Shelby: What can I get on this menu that doesn't have sugar, no carbs and is fat-free?
Sam: Uhm... Water.

Austin: Sam! Okay, I know you think I'm just some...
Sam: Coward? Phony?...
Austin: Okay, just listen...
Sam: No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? I came to tell you, I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. I was. But not anymore. And the thing is, I don't care what people think about me... because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. But even though I have no family, and no job, and no money for college... it's you that I feel sorry for...
[Brief Interruption]
Sam: I know that the guy that sent those emails is some where down inside of you, but I cant wait for him, because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing!
Austin: Sam?