Christmas Story, A

Christmas Story, A quotes

36 total quotes (ID: 694)

Mr. Parker
Mrs. Parker
Multiple Characters
Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)


NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!)


That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!

Aha aha, it's a clinkerrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid furnace. Dadgummit! [Goes down stairs; falling sound is heard] Damn skates! [Coughs] Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!!

SONS O'BITCHES! BUMPUSSES!!!

(Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- ay. It must be Italian!

(After the Bumpus hounds steal the Parkers' turkey) All right, everybody upstairs, get dressed. We are going out to eat.

It's a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it's smiling at me.

I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!

You'll shoot your eye out!

That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!

Well, put your arms down when you get to school.

Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.

Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.

Ralphie: [after cracking a secret code, reading it] Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine?! A crummy commercial?! Son of a bitch!

Randy: I can't put my arms down!