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Chicago quotes

38 total quotes

Amos Hart
Billy Flynn
Matron 'Mama' Morton
Roxie Hart
Velma Kelly




View Quote (Singing) My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I made a thou a week at least, but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact. And now all that remains is the remains of a perfect double act.
View Quote (having been asked what the cost of a phonecall is) Come on, Vel, you know how I feel about you. You're like family to me, one of my own. ... I'll do it for fifty.
View Quote I just can't take it anymore! You can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato. (Mama sits up with her hair dyed like Roxie's) Oh, no, Mama, not you too.
View Quote I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.
View Quote (Singing) She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."
View Quote This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade. I'm not wearing this dress.
View Quote It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus. These trials - the whole world - all showbusiness. But kid, you're working with a star - the biggest!
View Quote Look, honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, 'kay?
View Quote Sometimes you get a little success, and it's good riddance to who put you there.
View Quote They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers. That's Chicago.
View Quote You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.
View Quote As you know I'm here to take care of you. Now if anything hurts you, or upsets you in any way... don't run your fat ass mouth off to me cause I don't give a shit. Now move out.
View Quote (Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?
View Quote And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
View Quote (Singing) You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like, you can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!