Chasing Amy quotes
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Jay
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I feel a hate crime coming on.
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I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
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Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
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It's not who you love, it's how.
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What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
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[on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
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Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
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This is all going to end badly.
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Jay: Man, why do you always have to tell that ****in' gay story?
Silent Bob: Man, shut up.
Jay: You shut up, you fat ****!
Silent Bob: Man, shut up.
Jay: You shut up, you fat ****!
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[to Holden] Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.
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Holden: [wanting to leave Meow Mix after learning Alyssa is gay] We've got to beat traffic.
Banky: What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden: Yeah, and rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
Banky: What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden: Yeah, and rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
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[to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
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Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
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Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
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Jedi bitch.