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Chasing Amy

Chasing Amy quotes

60 total quotes

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil
Hooper X
Jay
Multiple Characters




View Quote I feel a hate crime coming on.
View Quote I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
View Quote Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.
View Quote It's not who you love, it's how.
View Quote What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
View Quote [on the phone with Holden after she paged him] One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
View Quote Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
View Quote This is all going to end badly.
View Quote Jay: Man, why do you always have to tell that ****in' gay story?
Silent Bob: Man, shut up.
Jay: You shut up, you fat ****!
View Quote [to Holden] Bitch tasted life, yo, now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass.
View Quote Holden: [wanting to leave Meow Mix after learning Alyssa is gay] We've got to beat traffic.
Banky: What traffic? It's 1:30 in the morning!
Holden: Yeah, and rush hour starts in six hours. Let's go.
View Quote [to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
View Quote Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
View Quote Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
View Quote Jedi bitch.