Chasing Amy quotes

60 total quotes

Alyssa Jones
Banky Edwards
Holden McNeil

View Quote Cashier: You wanna haggle over the price of your French Dip?

View Quote Holden: [trading stories of growing up in New Jersey] Oh no, here's the big test. The Quick Stop
Alyssa: My best friend ****ed a dead guy in the bathroom
Holden: You know that girl?
Alyssa: I did, before she was committed

View Quote This is all going to end badly.

View Quote All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

View Quote I feel a hate crime coming on.

View Quote [to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?

View Quote Archie is not ****ing Mr. Weatherbee!

View Quote [on receiving lovemaking instruction] Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.

View Quote Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.

View Quote What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

View Quote I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

View Quote Everyone has an agenda. Everyone.

View Quote I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.

View Quote Bring on the free hooch!

View Quote [showing one of his porno magazines to a kid at the train station] And then, Black Beauty couldn't take it any more and he finally did some of his own mounting.