Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

97 total quotes (ID: 116)

Augustus Gloop
Charlie Bucket
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
Grandma Georgina
Grandpa George
Grandpa Joe
Mike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka


You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the li'l devil who cracked the system.


I always thought a 'verruca' was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha! ~to Veruca!

Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!

It's in the fridge, Daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could-- slide me some skin, Soul Brother. ~ To Mike Teavee when showing the children Hair Toffee

Come on. I even brought transpor--[bangs into Great Glass elevator door]...I gotta be more careful where I park this thing.

You smell like old people, and... soap. I like it. ~ to Grandma Georgina.

I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!

You know, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out! ~ to Mike Teavee

MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee

It's beautiful. ~ Referring to the chocolate river and waterfall. "What? ... Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful", replies Willy Wonka.

Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.

[after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.

You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.

You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'

[from trailer] Back off, you little freaks!