Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes
97 total quotesMike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka
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You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the li'l devil who cracked the system.
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I always thought a 'verruca' was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha! ~to Veruca!
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Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!
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It's in the fridge, Daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could-- slide me some skin, Soul Brother. ~ To Mike Teavee when showing the children Hair Toffee
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Come on. I even brought transpor--[bangs into Great Glass elevator door]...I gotta be more careful where I park this thing.
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You smell like old people, and... soap. I like it. ~ to Grandma Georgina.
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I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!
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You know, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out! ~ to Mike Teavee
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MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee
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It's beautiful. ~ Referring to the chocolate river and waterfall. "What? ... Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful", replies Willy Wonka.
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Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
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[after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.
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You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.
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You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'
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[from trailer] Back off, you little freaks!