Cecil B. Demented

Cecil B. Demented quotes

19 total quotes (ID: 115)

Cecil B. Demented
Honey Whitlock
Multiple Characters

Honey Whitlock: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.

Raven: My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.
Honey Whitlock: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Honey Whitlock: Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I ****ing hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!

Forrest Gump: Hello. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Bench Waiter: That's a damn shame.