Cars

Cars quotes

145 total quotes (ID: 687)

Cars: the Video Game
Chick Hicks
Darrell Cartrip
Doc Hudson
Fillmore
Harv
Lightning McQueen
Luigi
Mater
Mater and the Ghostlight
Other
Sally Carrera


Speed. I am speed.


An exclusive animated short included in the Cars DVD. Lightning McQueen: [cuddling up with Sally at Flo's V8 cafe] Gosh, it sure is a nice night.
Sally Carrera: [sound of oil can falling off] He he, it sure is a nice n-i-g-h-t. [draws Lightning's attention to a Mater-shaped stack of cans with a tow cable at the back]
Lightning McQueen: [chuckles] I sure hope Mater isn't anywhere trying to scare me, because I'll freak out. [Mater jumps down off roof and scares Lightning] AHHHH! [crashes into stack of cans to reveal Tow Mater sign]
Doc Hudson: [laughs] If only you were that fast on the track, racecar.
Tow Mater: [after scaring Lightning] Woo, buddy! You look like you just seen the Ghostlight!
Sheriff: Mater! [other cars give way to reveal Sheriff] Don't mock the Ghostlight.
Lightning McQueen: What is the Ghostlight anyway?
[Everyone (except Sheriff) gasps and a record scratches in the background]
Sheriff: The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translusive light, that haunts these very parts.
Tow Mater: Ah, don't be too scared buddy, it ain't real.
Sheriff: IT IS REAL! [Suspense music plays] It all started on a night like tonight. The songdogs were wailing at the moon off Cadilac range, while the summer winds grew hot. A young couple was headed down this very stretch of Mother Road, when they spotted an unnatural blue glow. And all that was left were two out-of-state license plates. So remember: the one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else, is the sound of clanking metal. [suspense music pauses as Mater is seen trembling with fear.] As you head home tonight, keep an eye out. The Ghostlight could be anywhere... [suspense music climax and ends] Well goodnight! [drives off]
Sally Carrera: Woo, I'm bushed! Goodnight. [drives off]
Everybody else: Goodnight. [they drives off to their places, leaving Mater all alone in the dark.]
Tow Mater: Uh, g'night... [lights go out at Flo's V8]
Tow Mater: THE GHOSTLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tow Mater: [At the end of a long chase] Ghostlight...gonna strip my parts...sell em on the computer auction website...
[The rest of the Radiator Springs folks have told Mater that they just played a prank on him the same way he did to them.]
Sheriff: You see son, the only thing to be scared about around here is your own imagination.
Doc Hudson: Yup, that...and the Screamin' Banshee...Well goodnight! [drives off, followed by everyone else, leaving Mater once again in the dark]
Tow Mater: [frightened] The Screamin'...what???
Tow Mater: [to the Screamin' Banshee] You better run, they say there's a Banshee out there tonight, but I ain't seen 'im yet. G'night. [drives off]
Screamin' Banshee: [flabbergasted] Huh?

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

I don't need to know where I'm goin', I just need to know where I've been.

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beamer.

My name's Mater. Kinda Like "Tuh-mater"... but without the "tuh"

Doc Hudson: [about how McQueen can make the tight turn at Willy's Butte] I'll put it simple. If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left. Yes, thank you! Or should I say, NO THANK YOU!!! Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means thank you. [drives off, spraying dust in Doc's face] Crazy grandpa car.

Chick Hicks: The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude! Hey fellas, how do you think I'll look in Dinoco Blue? [pauses] DINOCO BLUE! Ahahaha!
Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.
Chick Hicks: Yeah, well..."Thunder"? What's he talking about, "Thunder"?
Lightning McQueen: Oh, you know, because 'Thunder' always comes after Lightning! Ka-chow!

You want thunder? You want Thunder!? Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka– chicka!

1 winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.

I'm A precisional instrument of speed And aromatics.

Rust-eze Brothers: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning McQueen!
[A spotlight is shone on Lightning. A long pause]
Mack[off in the distance]: Free Bird!
Lightning McQueen: [without enthusiasm] You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a good race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze [aside: and an insane amount of luck], you too can look like me. Ka-chow.

Lightning McQueen: You're not Mack!
Truck: Mack!? I ain't no Mack. I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake! Turn on your lights, you moron!

Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!

Ramone Hey, you need a new paint job, hm?