Cars

Cars quotes

145 total quotes (ID: 687)

Cars: the Video Game
Chick Hicks
Darrell Cartrip
Doc Hudson
Fillmore
Harv
Lightning McQueen
Luigi
Mater
Mater and the Ghostlight
Other
Sally Carrera


[upon accidentally showing her pinstripe tattoo to Lightning] Oh, you saw that?


A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name. Fillmore: So, turn right to go left, right?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, yeah.
Fillmore: Whoa. Deep.
Doc Hudson: You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.
Lightning McQueen: Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
Tow Mater: I won! I won! W-U-N won!
Doc Hudson: You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!
Fletcher: Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher: Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo: Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
Vince: You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
Lightning McQueen: I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince: What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!
Barry: Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]
Mia: Oh my gosh! There he is!
Tia: It's totally him!
Mia: Hi Lightning!
Tia: Remember us?
Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
Mia & Tia: He remembers us!
Tow Mater: [staring right at the camera] Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?
Darrell Cartrip: Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.
Tow Mater: I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!
Count Spatula: MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
The Crippler: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!
Ginormous: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[Deleted scene]
Lightning McQueen: [returning after jumping over a huge billboard sign] Well? What'd you think?
Ramone: That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
Lightning McQueen: A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone: Looked like a jump to me.
Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone: Uh...bird's can't talk.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]
[McQueen just beat Chick in a road race]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Chick Hicks: Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.

All right, I want to know who's responsible for wrecking my town. I want his hood on a platter. I'm going to put him in jail till he rots. Ooh, check that, I'm going to put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, then I'm going to move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm...[Sees McQueen]...Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom, I want him out of our town. Case dismissed!

Alright, you're showing some smarts there.

An exclusive animated short included in the Cars DVD. Lightning McQueen: [cuddling up with Sally at Flo's V8 cafe] Gosh, it sure is a nice night.
Sally Carrera: [sound of oil can falling off] He he, it sure is a nice n-i-g-h-t. [draws Lightning's attention to a Mater-shaped stack of cans with a tow cable at the back]
Lightning McQueen: [chuckles] I sure hope Mater isn't anywhere trying to scare me, because I'll freak out. [Mater jumps down off roof and scares Lightning] AHHHH! [crashes into stack of cans to reveal Tow Mater sign]
Doc Hudson: [laughs] If only you were that fast on the track, racecar.
Tow Mater: [after scaring Lightning] Woo, buddy! You look like you just seen the Ghostlight!
Sheriff: Mater! [other cars give way to reveal Sheriff] Don't mock the Ghostlight.
Lightning McQueen: What is the Ghostlight anyway?
[Everyone (except Sheriff) gasps and a record scratches in the background]
Sheriff: The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translusive light, that haunts these very parts.
Tow Mater: Ah, don't be too scared buddy, it ain't real.
Sheriff: IT IS REAL! [Suspense music plays] It all started on a night like tonight. The songdogs were wailing at the moon off Cadilac range, while the summer winds grew hot. A young couple was headed down this very stretch of Mother Road, when they spotted an unnatural blue glow. And all that was left were two out-of-state license plates. So remember: the one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else, is the sound of clanking metal. [suspense music pauses as Mater is seen trembling with fear.] As you head home tonight, keep an eye out. The Ghostlight could be anywhere... [suspense music climax and ends] Well goodnight! [drives off]
Sally Carrera: Woo, I'm bushed! Goodnight. [drives off]
Everybody else: Goodnight. [they drives off to their places, leaving Mater all alone in the dark.]
Tow Mater: Uh, g'night... [lights go out at Flo's V8]
Tow Mater: THE GHOSTLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tow Mater: [At the end of a long chase] Ghostlight...gonna strip my parts...sell em on the computer auction website...
[The rest of the Radiator Springs folks have told Mater that they just played a prank on him the same way he did to them.]
Sheriff: You see son, the only thing to be scared about around here is your own imagination.
Doc Hudson: Yup, that...and the Screamin' Banshee...Well goodnight! [drives off, followed by everyone else, leaving Mater once again in the dark]
Tow Mater: [frightened] The Screamin'...what???
Tow Mater: [to the Screamin' Banshee] You better run, they say there's a Banshee out there tonight, but I ain't seen 'im yet. G'night. [drives off]
Screamin' Banshee: [flabbergasted] Huh?

And it is such an honor to be your agent, it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity.

Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now! If this race gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me out of the booth!!

Boogety-boogety-boogety let's go racing boys!

C'mon, I'm ready for anything. Bring it on!

C'mon, let's get in there!

Chillin' like a villian!

Come on! You got it! You got it stickers!

Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!

Don't you big city racecars ever just take a drive?

Don't you just love this town?