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Can't Buy Me Love

Can't Buy Me Love quotes

22 total quotes

Cindy Mancini
Ronald Miller

Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself.

Chuckie Miller: [about Ronald's card nights] Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

Jock: Look - it's a nerd herd!

Patty: Cool outfit!
Barbara: What a severe suede!
Cindy Mancini: You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
Patty: Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!

Chuckie Miller: You nuked my brother.
Cindy Mancini: What?
Chuckie Miller: You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.
Cindy Mancini: Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?
Chuckie Miller: Boy? I see no boy here.
[Cindy puts powder on his face]
Chuckie Miller: You think you shut me up?
Cindy Mancini: I didn't? Well, let me try again.
[attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie, who leaves]
Chuckie Miller: [to his friends] Babe said it was good for my complexion.

[to Cindy] You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!

You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!

[to his dad, about his brother] Here is the primate example. You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

[Talking to Cindy outside her house] I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

Guys, take a look at my forehead... do you see a sign that says information?

[to Ronald] Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!

Patty: [about Ronald] I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!

Patty: [about Ronald] Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile.

Quint: [walking into the New Year's party] Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.
Chuckie Miller: Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.