[about Ronald's card nights]
Cards with the ****. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
Ronald Miller
Patrick Dempsey · 15 quotes
Cindy Mancini
Amanda Peterson · 12 quotes
Patty
Darcy DeMoss · 6 quotes
Chuckie Miller
Seth Green · 4 quotes
Barbara
Tina Caspary · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ronald Miller & Cindy Mancini (5), Cindy Mancini & Patty (3), Cindy Mancini & Barbara (3)
Can't Buy Me Love quotes
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Jock
Look - it's a nerd herd!
Quint [walking into the New Year's party]
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!
Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
And good...
Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.
Chillin!
Ronald's Dad
Shut up, Chuck!
I was talking to Ma!
Ronald's Mom
Shut up, Chuck!
You nuked my brother.
What?
You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.
Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?
Boy? I see no boy here.
I didn't? Well, let me try again.
[attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie, who leaves] [to his friends]
Babe said it was good for my complexion.
[to Ronald, after their fake break-up]
Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others.
Me change? Never.
Are you high?
I want to rent you.
You want to rent me?
Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.
Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.
Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.
I think you've mowed one too many lawns!
The moon looks different now, it's not as mysterious or romantic as before.
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
You didn't ruin it, you just changed it I guess.
Kenneth [to Ronald]
You shit on my house!
Are you into long distance relationships?
No.
Now, then why don't you reach out and touch someone?
[puts his hands on her breasts]
Cool outfit!
What a severe suede!
You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there.
Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!
Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?
Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
Rhodo-who's?
Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?
What did he say?
I don't care! Dig on his shirt...