Caddyshack quotes
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Spaulding Smails
Ty Webb
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I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner and I'll fill your bagpipes with Wheatena!
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Man in a boat overboard. You beast! You savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word "respect"!
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And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! A nice boy. Alright, he's a good boy. [He looks away] I tell ya. Now I know why tigers eat their young.
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Ty: I like you Betty
Danny: It's Danny, sir
Ty: Danny. Danny. I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking. Let things happen...and be...the ball.
Danny: It's Danny, sir
Ty: Danny. Danny. I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking. Let things happen...and be...the ball.
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Judge Smails: Get dressed Spaulding, you're playing golf today.
Spaulding: No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails: No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding: But what about my asthma?
Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.
Spaulding: No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails: No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
Spaulding: But what about my asthma?
Judge Smails: I'll give you asthma.
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You gonna eat your fat?
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Note: bolded portion ranked #92 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.
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I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it - felt I owed it to them.
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Ty: Just be the ball...be the ball...be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny: It's kinda hard when you keep talking like that.
Ty: Ok, sorry. I'm not talking now...I've stopped talking...Not talking. Just be the ball.
[Danny hits the ball into the water hazard]
Danny: Where'd it go?
Ty: Right into the lumberyard.
Danny: It's kinda hard when you keep talking like that.
Ty: Ok, sorry. I'm not talking now...I've stopped talking...Not talking. Just be the ball.
[Danny hits the ball into the water hazard]
Danny: Where'd it go?
Ty: Right into the lumberyard.
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I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.
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Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.
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Judge Smails: Bishop Pickering, Dr. Beeper, this is my niece, Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper: It must be a nice change from dreary, old Manhattan.
Lacey: Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time.
Dr. Beeper: It must be a nice change from dreary, old Manhattan.
Lacey: Yes. I was getting really tired of having fun all the time.
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Czervik: Hey! Can you make a bullshot?
Tony: Can you make a shoe smell?
Czervik: [giving him $20] Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.
Tony: Can you make a shoe smell?
Czervik: [giving him $20] Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.
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Mrs. Smails: Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?
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I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang, is dead varmint poontang, I think.