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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

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Amilyn
Andy
Buffy
Gary Murray
Kimberley
Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach




View Quote "[During the credits]Well,i think the kids learn a lesson about safety.Except the Dead ones.Well,they learned it but didn't have time to implement it.Are we live?
View Quote "Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."
View Quote "Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."
View Quote "Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"
View Quote "Her yabbos scoff at gravity." ~ Benny
View Quote "Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker
View Quote "Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!" ~ Benny
View Quote [Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.
View Quote Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
View Quote [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.
View Quote [Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!
View Quote [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.
View Quote [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Merrick: Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.
View Quote [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph: Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.
View Quote [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?