[David is wearing a women's boa-collared negligee]
Elisabeth: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.
David: These aren't my clothes.
Elisabeth: Well, where are your clothes?
David: I've lost my clothes.
Elisabeth: But why are you wearing these clothes?
David: Because I just went gay all of a sudden!
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