Susan Vance quotes

The point is I have a leopard. The question is, 'What am I gonna do with it?'

There is a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.

[limping after losing a heel] I was born on the side of a hill!

[reading from letter about Baby] "He's three years old, gentle as a kitten, and likes dogs." I wonder whether Mark means that he eats dogs or is fond of them?

[to David] If you had an aunt who would give you a million dollars if she liked you and you knew she wouldn't like you if she found a leopard in your apartment, what would you do?

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