Bridget Jones's Diary

Bridget Jones's Diary quotes

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(rummaging through her fridge) Where the **** is the ****ing tuna?


(imitating her line on TV) This is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain searching for the tuna.

Come the **** on Bridget! ~ Tom

Don't be silly, Bridget. You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you've wandered out of Auschwitz. ~Mother

Bridget: How's it look?
Mark: Great, it's... blue.
Bridget: Blue?
Mark: No, but blue is... good. If you ask me, there isn't enough blue food.

It all began on New Years day, in my 32nd year of being single. Once again I found myself on my own and going to my mother's annual turkey curry buffet. Every year she tries to fix me up with some bushy-haired, middle-aged bore and I feared this year would be no exception.

Bridget: I'm sorry, I'm not quite fi... [interrupted by seeing Mark]
Mark: Good afternoon.
Bridget: Hi! You like me just the way I am...
Mark: Sorry?
Bridget: Nothing.

Tom, 80's pop icon who only wrote one hit record then retired because he found that one record was quite enough to get him laid for the whole of the 90's. Total poof, of course.

Shazzer, journalist. Likes to say "****" a lot.

I can't believe you said what you said you said. ~Jude