Bridget Jones's Diary quotes

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View Quote Bridget: Wait a minute, nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark: Oh yes, they ****ing do.

View Quote (imitating her line on TV) This is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain searching for the tuna.

View Quote Bridget: How's it look?
Mark: Great, it's... blue.
Bridget: Blue?
Mark: No, but blue is... good. If you ask me, there isn't enough blue food.

View Quote (rummaging through her fridge) Where the **** is the ****ing tuna?

View Quote Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are- **** me, absolutely enormous panties. ~Daniel

View Quote Come the **** on Bridget! ~ Tom

View Quote Bridget: I'm sorry, I'm not quite fi... [interrupted by seeing Mark]
Mark: Good afternoon.
Bridget: Hi! You like me just the way I am...
Mark: Sorry?
Bridget: Nothing.

View Quote Tom, 80's pop icon who only wrote one hit record then retired because he found that one record was quite enough to get him laid for the whole of the 90's. Total poof, of course.

View Quote Shazzer, journalist. Likes to say "****" a lot.

View Quote I can't believe you said what you said you said. ~Jude