Vernon : Well, well. Here we are. I want to congratulate you for being on time. Claire : Excuse me, sir? I think there's been a mistake. I know it's detention, but...um...I don't think I belong in here. Vernon : It is now seven-oh-six. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. To ponder the error of your ways. [John spits a loogie in the air and apparently catches it in his mouth.] You may not talk. [Brian starts to move to a different seat.] You will not move from these seats. [And he sits back down.] And you... [pulls the chair out from under John's feet] ...will not sleep. All right people, we're gonna try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay...of no less than a thousand words describing to me who you think you are. Bender : Is this a test? Vernon : And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr. Bender? Bender : Crystal. Vernon : Good. Maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself. Maybe you'll even decide whether or not you care to return. Brian : You know, I can answer that right now sir. That'd be "No", no for me. 'Cause-- Vernon : Sit down, Johnson. Brian : Thank you, sir. Vernon : My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions? Bender : Yeah. I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Vernon : I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.

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