Stephen quotes

View Quote [after killing a would-be assassin] Sure didn't the Almighty send me to watch your back? I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head.

View Quote In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father? The Almighty says 'Don't change the subject, just answer the ****ing question.'

View Quote The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.