The Boondock Saints quotes
72 total quotesIL Duce
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Murphy McManus
Paul Smecker, F.B.I.
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it was just a barfight. you guys are ****in' pussies.
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Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.
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Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.
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You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]
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We'll start the ass-kissing with you. [points to Detective Greenly]
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Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.
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That's all she freakin' wrote.
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Caf? latte. Twist of lemon. Sweet 'n' low.
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Cuddle? What a ****.
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Just pour the drink, you f**ry ****.
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Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the "**** man", huh?
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This was a ****in bomb droppin on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was armageddon. There was a firefight!
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When I whet my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.
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Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
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You people have been chosen, to reveal our existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later.