The Blues Brothers quotes
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Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!
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Old man at Elwood's apartment: You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?
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[During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...
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[To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent] You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
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I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
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Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.
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Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
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Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.
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This is glue. Strong stuff!
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First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
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Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
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Prison Officer: One hat...black.
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[Same car chase, after Elwood says baby clothes] This place has got everything!