The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 87)

'Joliet' Jake Blues
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Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.


Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!

Claire: [When asked what music is played at Bob's Country Bunker] Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western.

Prison Officer: One hat...black.

Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.

Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!

[During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...

Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

Police Chief: [after his car flies over a hill and lands in a truck] What car are we?
Trooper: Five-five.
Police Chief: [to the CB radio] Hi! This is car fifty-five...and...uh, we're in a truck!

If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.

[During same car chase inside a shopping mall] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.