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The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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View Quote Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!
View Quote Old man at Elwood's apartment: You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?
View Quote [During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...
View Quote [To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent] You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
View Quote I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
View Quote Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.
View Quote Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
View Quote Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.
View Quote This is glue. Strong stuff!
View Quote First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
View Quote Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
View Quote Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
View Quote Prison Officer: One hat...black.
View Quote [Same car chase, after Elwood says baby clothes] This place has got everything!
View Quote Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.