The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 87)

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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Prison Officer: One hat...black.


[To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent] You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?

[During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...

Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!

Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

Donald "Duck" Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

Police Chief: [after his car flies over a hill and lands in a truck] What car are we?
Trooper: Five-five.
Police Chief: [to the CB radio] Hi! This is car fifty-five...and...uh, we're in a truck!

If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.

Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!

[Again, at Chez Paul, talking in foreign accent] You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!

We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

[To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System