The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes (ID: 87)

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap-dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!

Curtis: You boys could use some churchin' up. Slide on down to the Triple Rock and catch Rev. Cleophus.
Jake: Curtis, I don't need some jive-ass preacher talkin' to me about heaven and hell!
Curtis: get get to church!

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

This is glue. Strong stuff!

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?

[To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System

[During a car chase in the parking lot of a shopping mall] You want out of this parking lot? OK!"

[During same car chase inside a shopping mall] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

[Start of the song "Everybody Needs Somebody"] We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them, everybody, everybody!

[Again, at Chez Paul, talking in foreign accent] You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!

I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!