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The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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View Quote We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]
View Quote I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
View Quote This is glue. Strong stuff!
View Quote Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
View Quote Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?
View Quote [To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System
View Quote [During a car chase in the parking lot of a shopping mall] You want out of this parking lot? OK!"
View Quote [During same car chase inside a shopping mall] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
View Quote [Start of the song "Everybody Needs Somebody"] We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them, everybody, everybody!
View Quote Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap-dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!
View Quote [Again, at Chez Paul, talking in foreign accent] You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!
View Quote I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
View Quote This don't look like no expressway to me!
View Quote You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!
View Quote If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.