Blade II

Blade II quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 81)

Blade
Jared Nomak
Multiple Characters
The Bloodpack
Whistler


Eli Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that case, I should thank you.
Blade: For what?
Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You did us a favor. Karel Kounen.
Blade: [noticing vampire tattoo] You're human.
Kounen: Barely. I'm a lawyer. European Health Consortium.
Eli Damaskinos: As you may know, Vampirism is... a horrible virus, carried in the saliva of predators. In 72 hours, it spreads through the human bloodstream, creating new, parasitic organs.
Blade: Like cancer.
Eli Damaskinos: Cancer with a purpose.
Kounen: Unfortunately, viruses evolve, too. We've encountered a new one. We dubbed it the Reaper Strain. And like any good pathogen, it appears to have found a carrier.
[Kounen places a disk into a computer. Nomak's first attack plays via a recording]
Kounen: There. [Points to an image of Nomak] Jared Nomak.
Eli Damaskinos: Born a vampire, but an anomaly like you. Unlike the rest of us, however, he feeds on not just humans, but Vampires as well.
Blade: Looks like he was doing me a favor.
Nyssa: You're missing the point. They're vampire victims don't die. They turn. They become carriers.
Asad: You've got to understand. These things are like crack addicts. They have to feed daily. Nomak's been up for 72 hours. By our estimates, there are already a dozen Reapers. There'll be hundreds before the week is out. Thousands within a matter of months. Do the math.
Blade: Wait. Let me get this right. You want me to hunt them for you?
Eli Damaskinos: Once they are finished with us, who do you think they'll turn against next? Your precious humans. Not one of them will be left.
Kounen: We spent two years training a small tactical unit: the Bloodpack. We want you to lead them.
Blade: Two years?
Nyssa: We've been training to hunt you.


Reinhardt: [Examining Blade's sword] I wonder how many vampires he's killed with this thing.
Whistler: Not nearly enough, Fritz.
Reinhardt: [Pulls out his pistol] Keep talking, honky-tonk. It just makes my sending you into the next world all the sweeter.
Whistler: Been there, done that. Do your worst, chickenshit. We'll settle up after.

Reinhardt: I thought he'd never leave. [Shoots Blade in the knee, then whacks Whistler with the back of his rifle] The wolf has lain with the sheep long enough.
Blade: [Takes out the detonator] Reinhardt, you can kiss you ass goodbye.
[Blade activates the detonator, but the bomb doesn't go off]
Scud: [Laughs] I'm sorry, man. B. You're waisting your time, man. The bomb's a dud. It was never supposed to explode. It was just supposed to make you feel in control.
Reinhardt: Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you, jefe? [Removes the bomb and tosses it to Scud] Much better.
Scud: See this? [Exposes a vampire glyph on the inside of his lower lip] I'm one of Damaskinos' familiars. They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old ****, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong, and all that other bullshit. But in the end, B, you're just too human! [Punches Whistler in the face]
Whistler: Why, you little shit.
Scud: [Punches Whistler again] You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole! I practically handed them the keys! [To Blade] You heard cue-ball, right. Pretty soon, they're gonna all be daywalkers, man. And when that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle. You got me, B? What do you think about that, man?
Blade: Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And, two, it's not a dud. [Activates the detonator]
Scud: Oh, great.
[The detonator explodes, killing Scud and showering the area around him with his remains]
Whistler: I was just startin' to like him.

Chupa: Let me ask one question: how the hell we going to find these Reapers?
Blade: We won't have to. They'll come to us.
Chupa: [Coughs] What is this shit?
Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're going to key to it.
Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?

Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.
Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

Rush: ****! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell!

[In Vampire tongue] Vampires. I hate vampires.

Eli Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?

Blade: [Standing outside a vampire safe house] Where's the entrance? I don't see any signs. No vampire glyphs.
Nyssa: No, because of you we've had to rethink our habits. Tighten our security. [Hands Blade a pair of binoculars] Take a closer look.
Blade: [Looks through the binoculars and sees a hidden glyph] Nice.

Vampire: [to Nomak] This is a good news, bad news scenario, Jared: Good news for us, bad news for you.

Reinhardt: Hey, me and the guys were wondering... [Whispers]
Blade: What?
Reinhardt: Can you blush?
Blade: Oh, I get it. I see now. You've been training for two years to take me out. And now, here I am. Ooh, it's so exiting, isn't it? Okay. Here's your chance. [Takes out a stake] Come on, what are you waiting for? [Points it at himself] Here I am. Right here in front of you. Adolf here gets the first shot. Come on. [Reinhardt looks at Nyssa] Come on, what are looking at her for? You need permission? Maybe you need a little bit of incentive. Okay, I can help with that. [Swirls the stake then hits Reinhardt with it, visibly agitating him] What's the matter, missed that? It's okay, I can do it again. [Does the same thing again]
Verlaine: [In Vampire language] Do it, Reinhardt! Do it!
Blade: Come on. What, do you need a manual? [Hands him the stake] Do it!
Chupa: Take him now!
[Reinhardt gives in and attacks Blade, who places a small device onto his head]
Blade: Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head. Silver nitrate. Rigged to go off if anyone tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me. And you. If you so much as look at me wrong...

Drug Dealer: Looking to get hooked up?
Jared Nomak: Maybe. What do you have?
Drug Dealer: No problem. Horse, Hawaiian Ice. Whatever you need.
Jared Nomak: Whatever I need. I like that. What if I need you?
[Nomak attacks him]

Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns.

Vampire: [After realizing he is several floors above the ground] **** this shit!

Blade: How do you feel?
Whistler: Like hammered shit.