Blade II quotes

View Quote Drug Dealer: Looking to get hooked up?
Jared Nomak: Maybe. What do you have?
Drug Dealer: No problem. Horse, Hawaiian Ice. Whatever you need.
Jared Nomak: Whatever I need. I like that. What if I need you?
[Nomak attacks him]

View Quote Scud: So B-man, what do you think?
Blade: Sounds like a plan.
Whistler: What do you really think?
Blade: They're gonna **** us the first chance they get.
Scud: So, we ain't gonna do this, right?
Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks.
Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.

View Quote Reinhardt: Hey, me and the guys were wondering... [Whispers]
Blade: What?
Reinhardt: Can you blush?
Blade: Oh, I get it. I see now. You've been training for two years to take me out. And now, here I am. Ooh, it's so exiting, isn't it? Okay. Here's your chance. [Takes out a stake] Come on, what are you waiting for? [Points it at himself] Here I am. Right here in front of you. Adolf here gets the first shot. Come on. [Reinhardt looks at Nyssa] Come on, what are looking at her for? You need permission? Maybe you need a little bit of incentive. Okay, I can help with that. [Swirls the stake then hits Reinhardt with it, visibly agitating him] What's the matter, missed that? It's okay, I can do it again. [Does the same thing again]
Verlaine: [In Vampire language] Do it, Reinhardt! Do it!
Blade: Come on. What, do you need a manual? [Hands him the stake] Do it!
Chupa: Take him now!
[Reinhardt gives in and attacks Blade, who places a small device onto his head]
Blade: Now you got an explosive device stuck to the back of your head. Silver nitrate. Rigged to go off if anyone tampers with it. I'll have the detonator with me. And you. If you so much as look at me wrong...

View Quote Blade: [Standing outside a vampire safe house] Where's the entrance? I don't see any signs. No vampire glyphs.
Nyssa: No, because of you we've had to rethink our habits. Tighten our security. [Hands Blade a pair of binoculars] Take a closer look.
Blade: [Looks through the binoculars and sees a hidden glyph] Nice.

View Quote Whistler: Let's go.
Chupa: You won't pass for one of us.
Whistler:Like I give a shit.
Blade: No. He's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.
Whistler: So the Bloodpack's calling the shots now, huh? Great. [Walks away]
Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.
Blade: [Almost activates the explosive] Keep pushing, asshole.

View Quote Scud: How ya doin' up there, W?
Whistler: Walkin' on sunshine, Toad-boy.

View Quote Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.
Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

View Quote Scud: Maybe I can make some sort of UV flash-bang grenade or something.
Whistler: Been tried already.
Scud: Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did ya?

View Quote Chupa: Let me ask one question: how the hell we going to find these Reapers?
Blade: We won't have to. They'll come to us.
Chupa: [Coughs] What is this shit?
Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're going to key to it.
Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?

View Quote Nyssa: [after Scud explains how to use a UV bomb] You're not coming?
Scud: No, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

View Quote Whistler: [Entering the vampire lair to negotiate with them] You sure about this?
Blade: Well, if I'm not... [Pats his coat, which is filled with explosives]

View Quote Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy. [Pulls out his gun and aims it at Blade]
Chupa: He's got you.
[Reinhardt looks down to see a red dot of laser light on his chest, emanating from Blade's gun. Blade grins at him.]
Reinhardt: [Mouths] **** you.

View Quote Whistler: Someone's been keeping tabs on us from inside.
Blade: Where are we?
Whistler: Some kind of chamber deep in their lair.
Scud: They smashed up everything. The workshop, all of it.
Whistler: They've been lying to us from day 1. The Reaper virus didn't evolve. It was designed.
Blade: What?
Whistler: Designed. Nomak told me. I saw him back in the tunnel. He let me live.
Eli Damaskinos: Did he? How generous of him. I brought you here to see the fruits of our labor. [A large canister opens next to him, revealing hundreds of vampire fetuses] For years, I've struggled to rid our kind of any hereditary weaknesses. And so... [Takes one of the fetuses] recombining DNA was simply the next logical step. Nomak was the first, a failure. But, in time, there will be a new, pure race, begotten from my own flesh, immune to silver, soon even sunlight.
Whistler: I got a question for you, you lying son of a bitch. You want to explain how Nomak got ahold of this ring? [Tosses a ring in front of him]
[Nyssa picks up the ring, then looks at Damaskinos]
Eli Damaskinos: I would have thought that was obvious by this point. I gave it to him, of course. A gift from father... to son.
[Nyssa, disgusted, leaves, followed by Damaskinos and Kounen]

View Quote Reinhardt: I thought he'd never leave. [Shoots Blade in the knee, then whacks Whistler with the back of his rifle] The wolf has lain with the sheep long enough.
Blade: [Takes out the detonator] Reinhardt, you can kiss you ass goodbye.
[Blade activates the detonator, but the bomb doesn't go off]
Scud: [Laughs] I'm sorry, man. B. You're waisting your time, man. The bomb's a dud. It was never supposed to explode. It was just supposed to make you feel in control.
Reinhardt: Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you, jefe? [Removes the bomb and tosses it to Scud] Much better.
Scud: See this? [Exposes a vampire glyph on the inside of his lower lip] I'm one of Damaskinos' familiars. They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old ****, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong, and all that other bullshit. But in the end, B, you're just too human! [Punches Whistler in the face]
Whistler: Why, you little shit.
Scud: [Punches Whistler again] You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole! I practically handed them the keys! [To Blade] You heard cue-ball, right. Pretty soon, they're gonna all be daywalkers, man. And when that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle. You got me, B? What do you think about that, man?
Blade: Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And, two, it's not a dud. [Activates the detonator]
Scud: Oh, great.
[The detonator explodes, killing Scud and showering the area around him with his remains]
Whistler: I was just startin' to like him.

View Quote Reinhardt: [Examining Blade's sword] I wonder how many vampires he's killed with this thing.
Whistler: Not nearly enough, Fritz.
Reinhardt: [Pulls out his pistol] Keep talking, honky-tonk. It just makes my sending you into the next world all the sweeter.
Whistler: Been there, done that. Do your worst, chickenshit. We'll settle up after.