The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

View Quote **** it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote Goodnight, sweet prince

View Quote I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

View Quote I think it's Pomeranian. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

View Quote I'm as Jewish as ****in' Tevya!

View Quote I've had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man.

View Quote If you mark that frame an '8', you are entering a world of pain. (pulls out a Colt .45 pistol from his gear bag) A world... of pain.

View Quote Let me explain something to you about the Dude...

View Quote Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

View Quote Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

View Quote Mind if I do a J?

View Quote Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

View Quote My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.