Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!
Buck Laughlin : Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse : Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin : Remind me never to come to you for a physical!
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