Bend It Like Beckham quotes
32 total quotes (ID: 70)Jess Bhamra
Joe
Jules Paxton
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Paula Paxton
You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.
Jes? Is that ... Indian?
Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?
All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!
Woman at Party: [to Jess about marriage] Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?
Jess: I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
Joe: It's okay, losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you English. You're part of tradition now!
Joe: It's okay, losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you English. You're part of tradition now!
I didn't ask to be good at football, Guru Nanak must have blessed me.
Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?
[after family accuses her of kissing a white boy who is really Jules] Me? Kissing? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.
[after seeing Jess almost kiss Joe] You bitch!
Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!
Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I?
[to Jess]] Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad.
Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
Wedding videographer: Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video!