Bend It Like Beckham quotes

32 total quotes

Jess Bhamra
Joe
Jules Paxton
Multiple Characters
Paula Paxton

View Quote You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.

View Quote Jes? Is that ... Indian?

View Quote Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?

View Quote All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!

View Quote Woman at Party: [to Jess about marriage] Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?

View Quote Mrs. Bhamra: [after having agreed to let Jess go to America] At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.

View Quote Jess: I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
Joe: It's okay, losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you English. You're part of tradition now!

View Quote I didn't ask to be good at football, Guru Nanak must have blessed me.

View Quote Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?

View Quote [after family accuses her of kissing a white boy who is really Jules] Me? Kissing? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.

View Quote [after seeing Jess almost kiss Joe] You bitch!

View Quote Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!

View Quote Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I?

View Quote [to Jess]] Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad.

View Quote Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.