Bend It Like Beckham

Bend It Like Beckham quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 70)

Jess Bhamra
Joe
Jules Paxton
Multiple Characters
Paula Paxton


You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.


Jes? Is that ... Indian?

Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?

All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!

Woman at Party: [to Jess about marriage] Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?

Mrs. Bhamra: [after having agreed to let Jess go to America] At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.

Jess: I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
Joe: It's okay, losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you English. You're part of tradition now!

I didn't ask to be good at football, Guru Nanak must have blessed me.

Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?

[after family accuses her of kissing a white boy who is really Jules] Me? Kissing? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.

[after seeing Jess almost kiss Joe] You bitch!

Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!

Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I?

[to Jess]] Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad.

Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.